Don't post anything that would make Father Damien cry or doubt your allegiance to the legitimate sovereign state of Molokai. He's just doing his thing (above), don't disturb him.
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Pater Damiaan September 5, 2025 at 9:34:52 PM

Good evening everyone, I officially grant every human on earth the right to the N word. On a global scale, I have given the pass. Your favorite rap song doesnt have to be censored. That guy you keep changing sides of the street for when you walk past him, is now free game. Dont let your vocabulary be restricted by xbox live chats.

My top 3 favorite Little Caesers dipping sauces September 2, 2025 at 9:35:50 PM

1.) Cheezy Jalapeno 2.) Buffalo Ranch 3.) Butter Garlic Flavor H.M.) Crazy Sauce

Hello? God?? September 2, 2025 at 8:39:22 PM

Has anyone else ever gotten a drink from a vending machine and it comes out sticky? Really makes me frustrated!

Pater's sneaky link September 1, 2025 at 2:38:09 PM

Haaaaay, my name is Fernando and Pater is my secret lover. He kisses my insides like an angel restoring life from the dead. I miss you Pater, come back to me.

Friend of Damien August 26, 2025 at 10:24:07 PM

Good Afternoon Everyone I had a really cool party last week with my buddy Damien. I woke up this morning with really itchy and flakey skin. Im sure there isnt a coincidence happening. P.s. Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not true berries (in botanical terms berries are defined by their structure, and bananas fit the bill while strawberries don't)

Pyaaaa August 26, 2025 at 10:23:41 PM

*giggles and twirls hair* Hiii~! So, like, Snell's Window is this super cute thingy where someone underwater—like a magical mermaid!—can peek up at the world above through a sparkly cone of light, about 96 degrees wide! *makes a big circle with arms* It happens ‘cause light bends when it hops from air into water, following Snell’s Law, that clever rule! *winks* Outside this shiny window, it’s either all dark and mysterious or you see pretty reflections of underwater stuff, thanks to total internal reflection! *spins and poses* Isn’t that just adorbs? ✨

Helen Keller August 26, 2025 at 10:19:49 PM

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Real Site creator© August 25, 2025 at 5:20:48 PM

Sorry but it is a problem, don't listen to the fake site creator - fake site creator

Evil Damian August 25, 2025 at 5:15:22 PM

I didn't die of leprosy.

Zoë August 25, 2025 at 5:02:44 PM

So in 1848 there was this whale called pater damiaan in my class, he hit my chair the whole lessen. Then I kissed him and we made babies, that baby became Hitler sadly

Site creator September 8, 2012 at 3:00:35 PM

No problem boss

Damian April 15, 1889 at 2:58:23 PM

Wow! Someone made a website just for me! Thanks. Unfortunately this was my last message and I will now die of leprosy . before I go.. RIP King Von