Good morning Father Damien. I have been blighted with a serious case of glaucoma. In a short few weeks my eyes will be of no use. If you could find it in your heart to send me pictures of your supple bosom I think it might be the cure.

bobas :-)

Hiiii, what is your top charcuterie board items?

occurred on 5 December 2015 when four suicide bombers at Lake Chad kill at least 15 people and another 130 were injured. Four women carried out the attack at a weekly market on an island on the Chadian side of the lake.

64 years old, hairy, wrinkley face, no teeth (this is a bonus if you think about it), and loves applesauce. Looking for a nice lady to finally find the love of my life. I like cracker barrel, baseball, and Fox News.

Good evening everyone, I officially grant every human on earth the right to the N word. On a global scale, I have given the pass. Your favorite rap song doesnt have to be censored. That guy you keep changing sides of the street for when you walk past him, is now free game. Dont let your vocabulary be restricted by xbox live chats.

1.) Cheezy Jalapeno 2.) Buffalo Ranch 3.) Butter Garlic Flavor H.M.) Crazy Sauce

Has anyone else ever gotten a drink from a vending machine and it comes out sticky? Really makes me frustrated!

Haaaaay, my name is Fernando and Pater is my secret lover. He kisses my insides like an angel restoring life from the dead. I miss you Pater, come back to me.

Good Afternoon Everyone I had a really cool party last week with my buddy Damien. I woke up this morning with really itchy and flakey skin. Im sure there isnt a coincidence happening. P.s. Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not true berries (in botanical terms berries are defined by their structure, and bananas fit the bill while strawberries don't)

*giggles and twirls hair* Hiii~! So, like, Snell's Window is this super cute thingy where someone underwater—like a magical mermaid!—can peek up at the world above through a sparkly cone of light, about 96 degrees wide! *makes a big circle with arms* It happens ‘cause light bends when it hops from air into water, following Snell’s Law, that clever rule! *winks* Outside this shiny window, it’s either all dark and mysterious or you see pretty reflections of underwater stuff, thanks to total internal reflection! *spins and poses* Isn’t that just adorbs? ✨

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I didn't die of leprosy.

So in 1848 there was this whale called pater damiaan in my class, he hit my chair the whole lessen. Then I kissed him and we made babies, that baby became Hitler sadly